Lying little blue shit
His Nans not dead he just forgot, One week he's bald the next he's not, He always lies this is true, He's just a typical f*cking blue, We all know Stephen Ireland wears a wig, Ireland wears a wig, Ireland wears a wig, We all know Stephen Ireland wears a wig, Ireland wears a wig, Ireland wears a wig, He wears a wig, he wears a wig, He wears a wig, he wears a wig, He wears a wig, he wears a wig, He wears a wig, he wears a wig, We all know Stephen Ireland wears a wig.. etc...
United Road Take Me Home (Fast) Chant
All time anthem (Ed: Better audio just added)
United Top of the League Chant
Top of of the league? That would be us then
Jingle Bells - United Win Away Chant
Man United sing this song around Christmas time, on a regular basis
He Goes by the Name of Wayne Rooney Chant
Referring to the fact that Wayne Rooney is the best player since Pele
Sung when Van Persie scored his first hat-trick for Man United